I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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