If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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