i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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