There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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