Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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