: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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