that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
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She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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