Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
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Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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