Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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