I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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