Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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