He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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