i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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