uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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