id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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