Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
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Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
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I'm the Oprah of jello shots
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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