But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
