My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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