so explain again why im purple
no
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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