take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Holy sore nipples Batman
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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