Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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