omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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