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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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