eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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