Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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