He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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