just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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