were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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