Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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