so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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