The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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