Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
How external is "for external use only"?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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