I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
