i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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