I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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