Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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