It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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