Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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