maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
