You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
what day is it and did you see me today?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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