just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
wow bdsm is so cute
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
