i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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