threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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She's the barista slut.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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