Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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