She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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