awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
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You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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