Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Jerry, you need to find god
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
