can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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