you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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