It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Randomize