Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I wish I only lived at night.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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