Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
You were trust falling into bushes
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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