Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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