Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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